Barb H
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A young schizophrenic named Struther,
Who learned of the death of his Brother,
Said, "I know that it's bad,
But I don't feel too sad.
After all, I still have each other."
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crazyoldcoot
South of Arkansas
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Hickory Dickory Dock. Three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one but the other two got away with minor injuries.
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Barb H
Inland Empire, So. California
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That's good.
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Foggy
Kalamazoo Mi. U.S.A.
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Mary had a little watch. She swallowed it, alas. The doctor gave her castor oil to make the time to pass. The castor oil, it did not work. The time, it did not pass. So if you wish to know the time, look up Mary's Aunt Fanny. She owns a clock factory.
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PotKorn
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So it's time to do this once again?
Time to sit down with keyboard or pen?
Write five lines at a time
With a cute little rhyme,
But the last time some folks had problems with the meter and with making the ends sound alike.
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Barb H
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Foggy wrote:Mary had a little watch. She swallowed it, alas. The doctor gave her castor oil to make the time to pass. The castor oil, it did not work. The time, it did not pass. So if you wish to know the time, look up Mary's Aunt Fanny. She owns a clock factory. I love it! Now that's what I call a "CLEAN AND FUNNY LIMERICK"!
I RATE IT 3 GRINS OUT OF A POSSIBLE 3 GRINS
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Barb H
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PotKorn wrote:So it's time to do this once again?
Time to sit down with keyboard or pen?
Write five lines at a time
With a cute little rhyme,
But the last time some folks had problems with the meter and with making the ends sound alike. Very clever.
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mowermech
Billings, MT
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There was a young lady of Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger
They came back from the ride,
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger!
CM1, USN (RET)
'94 Dodge 3500 4X2 CTD, 5 speed, 4.10 LS diff., Jacobs Rambrake, 274,000 Miles
'99 Monaco McKenzie 32' triple slide
'95 Tioga 29H Ford-based Class C
Daily driver: '08 Subaru Outback
Towed: '06 Jeep Rubicon Unlimited/Load Trail 16' flatbed
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mowermech
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Eenie, meenie, miny moe, how do you hear my radio?
Fee, Fi, fo, fum, loud and clear, with a little hum!
I know, it isn't a limerick, but it is SO CUTE!!
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robsouth
Near Atlanta, GA
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I don't know any "clean" limericks. Well, I only know one, and it ain't clean. Oh well.
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