ALBQ
Albuquerque, New Mexico
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Been a lazy morning with nothing much to do and I found these. Beings as I am so politally correct I thought I might enlighten you all::: 'm sure you have many to add to the list:::
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a happy meal.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
All foam, no beer.
The butter has slipped off his pancake.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
As smart as bait.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Not wired to code.
Skylight leaks a little.
Her slinky's kinked.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on.
During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Is so dense, light bends around her.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
She stayed on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long.
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Jacksons
columbus,ohio
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Far simpler to say "your goofy" to heck with PI
2002 Rockwood 8272s
2005 Yukon xl Denali 6.0
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson
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mowermech
Billings, MT
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The lights are on, but nobody is home.
Dumber than a box of rocks.
All hat, no cattle.
CM1, USN (RET)
'94 Dodge 3500 4X2 CTD, 5 speed, 4.10 LS diff., Jacobs Rambrake, 274,000 Miles
'99 Monaco McKenzie 32' triple slide
'95 Tioga 29H Ford-based Class C
Daily driver: '08 Subaru Outback
Towed: '06 Jeep Rubicon Unlimited/Load Trail 16' flatbed
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oldsffan
east coast
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Sharp as a bowling ball.
Not the brightest bulb in the box.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box.
A few bricks short of a full load.
Not the brightest crayon in the box.
When they were handing out brains he (she) thought they said trains and asked for a red one.
Warped enough to power the Enterprise
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Steveo35
Ohio
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oldsffan wrote:
When they were handing out brains he (she) thought they said trains and asked for a red one.
OR
.....thought they said trains and missed his/hers.
OR
.....thought they said canes and said " I want a big wooded one"!
There is no lifeguard in his/her gene pool.
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javaseuf
California's Gold Coast
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Joined: 03/30/2005
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Me: Do you like camping?
Them: Yes I do.
Me: Well then, I find it odd that you would like nature after what its done to you.
Steve
2007 Springdale 291RKL
2009 F150, 5.4 ltr.
1986 Palomino Hard-Side PUP
"Nobody knows how we got to the top of the hill, but since we're on our way down, we might as well enjoy the ride". ("The Secret Of Life", James Taylor).
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Foggy
Kalamazoo Mi. U.S.A.
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Mother Nature skimmed him/her from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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Foggy
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Burro
U.S.A.
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A couple sandwiches shy of a picnic.
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old guy
Oregon (pronounced Or e gun)
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He or she has less brains than God gave a goose.
or if you are a duck hunter, they would say, he or she is dumber than a mud hen.
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Sunbird
Lizard Acres, Arizona
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Joined: 09/21/2001
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Hasn't got a full seabag.
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