wittmeba
Roanoke, Va
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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
There is great need for a sarcasm font.
How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
Was learning cursive really necessary?
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
Bad decisions make for the best stories.
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I should never wash this -- ever.
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day " what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
and you gotta love this one...
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
To my loving wife, Carolyn:
"I dont love you because I need you. I need you because I love you".
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Just Bob
Connecticut
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Excellent,I thought I was the only one that had some of those thoughts!!!
1999 Georgetown 325S,V-10 Ford.
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carrying a 2001 Yamaha Warrior.
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Sooner Schooner
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wittmeba wrote:I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
That's the problem with being fulltime, the guy I trust will be too far away. Now what do I do
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Horsedoc
Dixie --- N. Georgia
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"The light in the fridge DOES go out, now let me out of here!!"
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campin4kids
Indiana
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Thanks for the laugh.
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