5er4ever
Ontario Canada
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Canada Newfie Moose Hunters
Having shot a moose, two Newfies began dragging it by the tail to their pick-up.
On the way they were stopped by a game warden. "Let me see your hunting licenses boys," he said. When he saw that everything was in order he asked if he could give them some advice.
"Sure!" the hunters agreed.
"Well boys, I think that you would find it a lot easier to drag that moose by the horns and not the tail."
"Aye, O.K. and thanks," said the lads.
After about five minutes one said to the other, "Boy, dragging by the horns is sure a lot easier, eh?"
"Aye, you're right," said his friend, "but have you noticed that we are getting further away from the truck?"
a Post Employment Recreation and Leisure Specialist that believes "The best part of doing nothing is resting up afterwards!".
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Burro
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That's a good 'un!
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Dave&Sue
Mid Illinois
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ok one of us needs to go move the truck 
If at first you don't succeed--don't try sky diving!!
I'd rather be camping
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5er4ever
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lmao
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Jim Shoe
Amelia, OH
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I heard that those same two guys took a float plane trip to Alaska to hunt elk. When the float plane came back for them in a week, thay had their elk and wanted to put it on the plane. The pilot said that it was too heavy and they'd never get airborne. The boys said that they flew out with an elk last year, so the pilot allowed it. Well, they just got off the water, but couldn't clear the trees and crashed. The boys crawled out of the wreckage and one said to the other "Man, the pilot was right. This is just about the same place we crashed last year."
Retired and visiting as much of this beautiful country as I can.
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