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RE: Words or sayings that are passe or old fashioned...

That's all she wrote. If he shook his head, his brain would rattle like a bb in a box car. Pretty as a June bug.
Cfes 01/02/20 05:08am Around the Campfire
RE: Words or sayings that are passe or old fashioned...

Tighter than Dick's hat band. Carter's little liver pills.
Cfes 12/28/19 09:37am Around the Campfire
RE: Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas to all
Cfes 12/24/19 11:04am General RVing Issues
RE: Why cats don't like the desert

Very big scoop!!!!
Cfes 11/30/19 05:02pm Around the Campfire
RE: A Very Quiet Halloween

Two cars. Two in first, three in the second.
Cfes 11/01/19 05:04pm Around the Campfire
Amazing

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, ?I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. Mark Twain --
Cfes 10/27/19 12:32pm Around the Campfire
Time

The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it is between 8 am and 1 pm.
Cfes 10/27/19 10:39am Around the Campfire
A tip for you

On our commute to work, my husband stopped at a convenience store for coffee. As he got back into the car, I noticed something odd. “Turn your head and look at me,” I said. “You have a Q-tip sticking out of your ear.” As he pulled it out, he replied, “No wonder the guy in there asked me if I was getting good reception.”
Cfes 10/27/19 10:25am Around the Campfire
Bar tender

An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. “You’ve got to be kidding,” he said. “I’m almost 60 years old.” The bartender apologized, but said he had to see the license. The guy showed his ID, then paid and told the bartender to keep the change. “The tip’s for carding me,” he said. The bartender put the change in the tip cup. “Thanks,” he said. “Works every time.”
Cfes 10/27/19 10:11am Around the Campfire
RE: Supposed to get our first great grand today!

Congrats,I am 15 years ahead of you. Spoil him good.
Cfes 10/23/19 10:08am Around the Campfire
RE: Modern Food?

My problem is getting the same quality TWICE in a row. One the the food will be great, next time the same order sucks.
Cfes 10/17/19 10:39am General RVing Issues
RE: Scarecrow

Hahaha
Cfes 10/16/19 12:23pm Around the Campfire
RE: Why did the motorists cross the road?

I remember giving out stamps, glasses, steak knives and whatever Shell came up with. Check your oil, air in your tires, wash your windshield and SMILE.
Cfes 10/11/19 04:53am Around the Campfire
Why did the motorists cross the road?

Why did the motorist cross the road? The other filling station had S & H Trading Stamps. Happy Motoring Y'all! Esso funny!
Cfes 10/10/19 07:14pm Around the Campfire
Teachers

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Cfes 09/11/19 03:05pm Around the Campfire
Short jokes

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad. I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer... A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator? I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does milk. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry... Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? I'm not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth. The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as them. I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. You're born free, then you're taxed to death. The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
Cfes 08/02/19 07:14am Around the Campfire
RE: Cat Diary

My cat is ALWAYS on the wrong side of the door, he is an escape artist, opens doors that are not latched good. Planning a sneak attack, romping and running. Afraid of the Guinea pigs.
Cfes 03/31/19 08:29am Around the Campfire
Cat Diary

The Cat’s Diary My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously upset. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now …
Cfes 03/30/19 07:14pm Around the Campfire
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