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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know now, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


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[emoticon] Have you been watching old Benny Hill episodes?


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Nope, we don't get any of those. However, I do have a mental cache of thousands of similar stories.

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They are on youtube just search for Benny Hill. I liked your word play and that is most of Benny Hills humor.

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Did you ever hear the one about King Pythagorus?

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No, but did you hear the one about the old guy saving a young lady choking on a hotdog? He uses the hind lick maneuver [emoticon]

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King Pythagorus had many wives, but he had no sons and wanted them desperately. Therefore he promised all the wives that if they produced a son, the king would provide a squire to take care of the son in every regard, relieving the wife of much of the duty.

Well, some of the wives were quite superstitious. One wife slept on an antelope hide, another on a zebra hide, and yet another slept on a hippopotamus hide.

As luck would have it, the wife that slept on an antelope hide birthed a son, the the king duly provided her with her squire. Again, the wife that slept on the zebra hide also birthed a son, so the king followed through and gave her a squire to do the work.

However, the wife that slept on a hippopotamus hide brought into the world a set of twin boys. So to make everything equal the king gave her two squires in order to take care of all the business of the boys.

So the Storal of the Mory is that the sons of the squires of the hippopotaumus hide is equal the sons of the squires of the other two hides.

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I have it as three women arguing about who had the better son, based on the hide they were born on. Same punch line. [emoticon] Youtube has a joke channel with several days worth of time wasting jokes.

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My compendium predates youtube by 7 decades.

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