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wanderingbob

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Posted: 01/12/20 09:07am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Parachute for sale only used once never opened !

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Posted: 01/12/20 10:48am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Is there any blood on it?


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Some times I wonder what I would do if mine didn't open. Our DZ is near a neighborhood with a lot of pools. Probably go out with a big splash. 40 years and only twice had to use my reserve chute.[emoticon]


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jetboater454 wrote:

twice had to use my reserve chute.[emoticon]

Did they work?


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No Parachute 25,000 Feet Airplane Jump Complete Video

You don't have to be completely crazy to jump out of a perfectly good airplane without a parachute but it must certainly help. Me? I'm staying with the plane!

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Had a old man tell me that if I ever was to fly take jumper cable with me. Said if I had to jump out and the parachute didn't open to pull the jumper cable out cause those dang thing is going to hang up on something before I hit the ground.LOL


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wanderingbob wrote:

Parachute for sale only used once never opened !


When I read the subject line my first thought was.. the rest of the quoted text.. Tnanks for the laugh


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DFord wrote:

No Parachute 25,000 Feet Airplane Jump Complete Video

You don't have to be completely crazy to jump out of a perfectly good airplane without a parachute but it must certainly help. Me? I'm staying with the plane!

Have you ever seen a perfectly good airplane?

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Yes, if it doesn't make a one point landing, it's a perfectly good plane.


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