Gag!

[down_home]

Don;t let your wife leave a tube of Cortisone on the counter next to the Colgate Toothpaste.
Turn on the lights in the bathroom when you brush your teeth.

[CavemanCharlie]

Many (Many) years ago we were hanging around at the end of main street one evening at a gas station. One of the guys had to pee so he peed in a empty beer bottle.

Another friend else showed up saw what he thought was a open bottle of "Beer" just setting there so he started drinking it.

We didn't notice until he complained about how bad and warm that bottle of beer was.

After we realized what it was we laughed so hard that I couldn't stand up and had to lay on the ground laughing. The one girl laughed so hard that she started to hyperventilate. We were actually kinda worried about her but, she was OK after awhile.

The guy who drank the free "Beer" started puking and went home. He never lived that one down.

I wonder what ever became of him?

[campigloo]

My gag stunt was at our camp. I ran out of water in them middle of the night. I stumbled into the kitchen and grabbed another bottle of water....I thought.
Nope, I took a huge swig of white vinegar.

[BobsYourUncle]

CavemanCharlie wrote:

BobsYourUncle wrote:
Yes it pays to look at what you use.

Years ago a friend of mine did something similar. He had lots of hair and always greased it with Brylcreem. They left to go out for dinner, couldn't figure out what that awful smell was.

He soon figured out it was coming from his hair.
Back into the house, found out he grabbed his wife's tube of Neet instead....

So did he loose his hair ?

Lol! Same question I asked him.
No he was able to get into the bath fast enough to avoid losing his mop. But he was late for a dinner reservation!

[CavemanCharlie]

BobsYourUncle wrote:
Yes it pays to look at what you use.

Years ago a friend of mine did something similar. He had lots of hair and always greased it with Brylcreem. They left to go out for dinner, couldn't figure out what that awful smell was.

He soon figured out it was coming from his hair.
Back into the house, found out he grabbed his wife's tube of Neet instead....

So did he loose his hair ?

[pasusan]

kellem wrote:
Talking about gag reflexe.

Just the other evening the wife and I were sitting outside on porch drinking red wine.

Attempted to finish off wine when the absolute worst taste hit me......a stinkbug drowned in my glass and released its toxins.

Super Gag!

[Second_Chance]

My dad did that with a tube of Brylcream back in the late '50s. We heard him at the other end of the house.

Rob

[kellem]

Talking about gag reflexe.

Just the other evening the wife and I were sitting outside on porch drinking red wine.

Attempted to finish off wine when the absolute worst taste hit me......a stinkbug drowned in my glass and released its toxins.

[Grit_dog]

Coulda been Preparation H....you got lucky! LOL

[BobsYourUncle]

Yes it pays to look at what you use.

Years ago a friend of mine did something similar. He had lots of hair and always greased it with Brylcreem. They left to go out for dinner, couldn't figure out what that awful smell was.

He soon figured out it was coming from his hair.
Back into the house, found out he grabbed his wife's tube of Neet instead....

[BarabooBob]

Did they have the refilled water bottle in a plain brown paper bag for easier transport?

[valhalla360]

Slightly different...

Wife likes her white rum cold but the fridge has limited space.

Came in on a hot day very thirsty and grabbed a bottle of water took a deep slug....spit rum all over the kitchen. Someone had refilled a water bottle to save space...

[Etstorm]

Or,

I use a CPAP and regularly clean the tank with vinegar using an OLD toothbrush to scrub around inside.

Yep, left it laying by the bathroom sink and brushed my teeth.

[K_Charles]

The tube of Cortisone my wife left out looked much like my toothpaste tube. It got me last fall.

[wanderingaimles]

Be glad it wasn't the
Arthritis Hot
or
Preperation H