You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .

[justALnow]

As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!

You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .

. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.

. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"

. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.

. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.

. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.

. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.


OK, folks, let's hear some more!

[H4Adventures]

You know you can macerate in public without getting arrested...LOL! That was waayyy too easy!

[hershey]

Hee Hee. Its connected to the maserator (sp) and only 1" in diameter and sto's itself away into its own compartment, almost like a reel. I want one.

[joanne0012]

So . . . tell us about the neat sewer hose!

[hershey]

Just happened to me. You meet a friend to see their brand new MH and the first thing you hear is: "Let me show you the neat sewer hose this thing has".....and you get excited????????

[Dixonmatco]

If You just finished reading all 27 pages of this thread and wish there were more!

[BobJoh]

You are driving the wife's car today and when pulling into the Flying J and before filling the gas tank... you do a walkaround putting your hand on each tire checking the running temperature.

[bigjimcruising]

portscanner wrote:
...if you read 60+ posts about how many deposits you can get in of your black tank

Ooooouuuuccccchhhhhhh you got me goooood!!!! :E
Guilty as charged!! :B:B

[oldcurios]

if you know what a "dump" really is....

[welsteach]

ak_traveler wrote:
...if you have ever come home from a week-long fishing trip where it rained CONSTANTLY the whole time, you are cold, wet, tired, and hungry, and you still count it as one of your best trips!

*ak_traveler raises his hand here also!*

ak-traveler. . . ditto that! Portage, three days, sopping. Marvelous, can't wait for summer.

[portscanner]

...if you read 60+ posts about how many deposits you can get in of your black tank

[bigjimcruising]

darn double posts!

[bigjimcruising]

if:
you couldn't care less about the newest biggest mall just built down the street but you stop at every truck stop just to see the latest truckers toys!

yea I'm guilty!

[Getup_ngo]

Sunseeker2007 wrote:
You see a post in the forum with the subject of "Toilet Paper" and you read it.

And then you read all the replies.

I resemble all of the above. LOL

[goin2themountai]

FormerBiker wrote:
...when you brother comes over to show you his new import pickup and you ask him, "What are you planning on towing with that?"

Yep, just feel pity for the half tons I see on the road. They can't haul any kind of decent sized 5er.

And One More: You know you have at least 3 rolls of duct tape somewhere in the stick house, but you go get the one out of the RV 'cause it's the only one you know you can find. (did it last week)

[FormerBiker]

...when you brother comes over to show you his new import pickup and you ask him, "What are you planning on towing with that?"